You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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