Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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