Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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