I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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