is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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