i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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