Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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so let's talk penis.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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