pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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