Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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