lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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