Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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