Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Randomize
