Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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