I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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