i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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