You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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