I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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