brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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