All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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