But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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