I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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