just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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