Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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