Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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