I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
cat food counts as protein by the way
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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