i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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