She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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