Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Never underestimate the power of titties
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