As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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