i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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