this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I want to fling myself into the sun
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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