she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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