what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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