Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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