whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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