I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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