I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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