See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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