she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I use my feet as sexual weapons
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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