I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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