I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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