How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
you had me at cake vodka
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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