I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
dude i'm inner monologue high
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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