if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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