so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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