Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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