Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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