we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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