Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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