She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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