i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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