The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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