What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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