MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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