Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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