She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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